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Someday I'll Be Wonderful

I know it

Created on 2003-07-11 13:47:15 (#1176206), last updated 2004-02-27

775 comments received, 222 comments posted

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Name:Crystal
Birthdate:04-21
Location:Westport, Massachusetts, United States
Bio
this is my journal. i lay the law.

1. poor grammar will not be tolerated. if you cannot master your native tongue, do not comment here.

2. finer specimens of the opposte sex are obligated to leave vital statistics and contact information in a greeting comment.

3. my drinking habits/drunken exploits are for your amusement and my nostalgia. judgements and criticisms of my behavior are not welcome and will be met with foul language and general abuse.

4. quiz results are posted in excess. i do this to antagonize your layout.

5. i fear god. god fears me. we like it that way. shut up.

6. i wield my cell phone like a six-shooter. yes, even in restaurants.

7. gifts of cheap chocolate will gain you good grace in my heart; gifts of good chocolate will gain you cheap favors in my bed.

8. this journal is temporarily based out of massachusetts. soon it will move to georgia. quality and content will also go south.

9. as with all online journals, diaries, or blogs, this space is an outlet for vanity and egoism. leave comments. leave them often.

10. like the tablets of moses, this journal demands ten laws. actually, there were 15, but i'm more like mel brooks' moses....

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